Disaster Date!

The other day I was shopping with a girlfriend and we were talking about guys...of course and since she's in a relationship she thinks she needs to play 'matchmaker.' She went on and on about how I'm always falling for the bad boys which I cant argue with but still she doesn't have to remind me, so she said "I have the perfect guy for you and he's nice and sweet and perfect for you!" Half of me didn't want to believe she had a nice guy because she thinks her bf is nice and perfect but he's a complete asshole and the other half thought what would it hurt? And the next day he had my number.

We talked for a few days and he actually seemed pretty nice, sweet and could have a good conversation so we made plans for the weekend to watch movies at his place.

After the 20 minutes of trying to find his apartments I realized they weren't really apartments it was like a big shack! Did I mention it was blue? BLUE! I've never seen more blue in my life...Anyways as soon as I got there he wouldn't even look at me! His face was glued to his phone. This was a blind date wouldn't you wanna see who the person was before they came into your house? He was completely different in text. After about 10 minutes of texting he finally looked up at me. It was extremely awkward he was just staring at me and making weird noises like giggling to himself..I had no idea what he was thinking. After a while he was getting more comfortable with me there and asked me what I wanted to do and I told him I just wanted to watch movies and then he goes "My house my rules?" ......With a little hesitation I said ok.....so he points to my boobs and says "Let me see those." ( Id like to thank my friend for this very VERY awkward moment. ) After that I just wanted to leave! But instead I changed the subject and asked if he could show me around his house. So we were sitting in his room and all of a sudden he attacks me! I didn't know what was going on he just started dry humping me like a dog! All I could do was laugh. With the awkward-ness and dry humping and how creepy this guy was all I could think of was how funny this was. But the dry humping wasn't as bad as what happened next.....He started licking my face. Now I'm not sure what kinda freak porn he watches or if his previous girls liked this but I was beginning to feel like his 'prey.'

I decided I couldn't take any more of this so I left. My friend texted me the next day and I told her all that happened and she was shocked she said that doesn't sound like him at all. Hmmm I guess some men like to keep their 'Jeepers Creepers' identity to themselves.